Mother of Pearl!

As of 1.40 PM Eastern Standard Time, I fucked up my iPinky Wafflechunks. My precious precious Wafflechunks. I shall nay see the light of day again for it is the music that which keeps me alive!

I'm at the community college's library cause I need to focus on writing this research paper. I skipped out on camping so I could write this paper. Can you tell I'm excited? No. Plus, this keyboard is sticky and any higher powers know what could cause the stickiness on a keyboard. Anyway, I'm searching for sources about sexuality and sexual identity blah blah blah and since I'm printing out the articles/essays/what have you, I thought that I might go to the B&N and grab a cup of joe, which'll do horrid wonders to my already bleak self-image, a guy named Joe, and sit down and read what I have and hilight in pink! While doing so, I planned on listening to the wonderful Natasha Bedingfield, per usual! This time it's different! Oh yes! I have spontaneity in my life! I'm listening to the tracks that are not on the US version ("Pocketful of Sunshine"). I quite like them. I'm very fond of "Still Here" and "I Wanna Have Your Babies" is up there on my list as well!

So, I have my pink iPod Nano (R) hence the name given to said MP3 player (see above). It's a tad low on battery life so I plug her into the Dell desktop with Microsoft Vista (I'm assuming it's Vista cause of the side bar with the random picture changer). The computer does this searching and installing drivers bit and I notice it takes a bit of time. I open iTunes only to find that it needs a new version install. Marvelous. I see that my device hasn't opened in iTunes! Oh no! I play around a bit more. The damn computer is still looking for the drivers and shit. Then I notice on iPinky that it doesn't have the "DO NOT DISCONNECT" warning screen. Well, it can't be bad for my little precious to be taken out, now can it? As with any Windows operating system, I safely remove the hardware and unplug iPinky.

Lo and be-fucking-hold, the damn thing is frozen! I can tell because it's 2.08 PM and it still says 1.40 PM on the screen. Could it be that I was not careful in unplugging my iPod? Maybe I unplugged it too early cause heaven knows that if you do that it fucks up whatever device you have! I'm quite pissed well partly on myself for plugging in my precious, and also at the fucking computer! I feel a rant about how I'll run my car over the computer multiple times or pull an Office Space and toss it out a window or worse! Beat it with a baseball bat!

I've only heard bad things about Windows Vista. And those fucking rumors are fucking true! Oh and iTunes is stuck too.

I'm a flipping genius at fucking up!